Oh, yeah, absolutely. My dad is the smartest person I know - it's unbelievable, how smart he is. He'll learn the laws really quick and absolutely help me out. We'll start up a family partnership.
[And that is a brilliant thought, one that Miles loves. He grins big at the thought of it.]
[He'd prefer to talk about Miles' father, to focus on that. It's safe, safer than his own future. Even the thought of the Sorting sort of knots at his stomach. Too much is either uncertain or wrong with the way that he thinks.]
I don't know. [He kicks his feet against the bench again.] I haven't thought about it.
Absolutely. You're very clever, no question about that. And there'd be plenty of work available even if you weren't keen on being an attorney - you could be a private detective for us, maybe.
[He gives a guilty little grin for that silly little joke.]
No, they, um - So, the CPS - the prosecutors - they get detectives provided by the police, but sometimes, when we doubt their evidence, we have to bring in investigators ourselves. So they're people who go out, search out clues and evidence, question people, find people who don't want to be found...That sort of thing.
[He rolls his eyes at the joke--but with an indulgent little grin, too--]
That doesn't sound too bad. Like working for the Department of Magical Law Enforcement Patrol, or being a hit wizard. Or an Auror. I'd be an Auror, if I could, so if I worked for you, it would be like that.
[OH BRILLIANT something he knows about something he can talk about. Sirius brightens, leaning in a little.]
An Auror is a wizard working in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement--highly trained and highly specialised. They go after Dark wizards and investigate crimes of dark magic.
Any magic that's evil, of course, or done for evil purposes. There's the Unforgivable Curses, those are the obvious--and necromancy, and curses--cursed objects, cursed artifacts--all of the things like that. So it's the job of the Aurors to sort them out, and find the wizards or witches casting the dark magic, and bring them to justice.
[Miles' eyes light up. All right - that might actually be cooler than magical attorney.]
That's...Isn't that a really dangerous job?
[But Miles, for all that he's more thoughtful and cautious than most other boys his age, still asks that with a tone more of admiration than of wariness.]
[Sirius hesitates at that, looking down at the floor between them. He isn't certain of why he hesitates, really--the answer is easy to give. But he's just old enough to begin to guess at things, to begin understanding that the world is larger than perhaps he ever thought or understood. And how everyone fits in to that world, how the world is too small to contain some things--]
[He smiles back, quickly--grateful, really grateful for the chance not to think too hard about this, to simply talk about the future like anyone else would--]
You've not changed your mind, have you? Going to be an Auror and not a magical attorney?
[That is what it had sounded like, isn't it? But - well - Auror sounds absolutely wicked, just so cool. Miles definitely isn't the sort of person who'd go after criminals - he's going to make sure they're treated fairly, like Dad does - but it's hard to argue with the glamour of tracking down evil artefacts and fighting duels and the like - ]
[Sirius considers this as well--and then grin, suddenly, pleased by the idea.]
Yeah. You definitely could. Instead of keeping an office with the Aurors at the Ministry, you'd just have your attorney's office--and you could work with people on their cases when you weren't in the field. It would be perfect.
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Date: 2013-09-21 07:10 pm (UTC)Oh, yeah, absolutely. My dad is the smartest person I know - it's unbelievable, how smart he is. He'll learn the laws really quick and absolutely help me out. We'll start up a family partnership.
[And that is a brilliant thought, one that Miles loves. He grins big at the thought of it.]
What about you? What are you going to be?
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Date: 2013-09-22 02:52 am (UTC)I don't know. [He kicks his feet against the bench again.] I haven't thought about it.
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Date: 2013-09-22 05:32 am (UTC)Then you can come work with me. If you can't figure anything else out.
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Date: 2013-09-22 08:54 am (UTC)Really?
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Date: 2013-09-22 12:41 pm (UTC)Absolutely. You're very clever, no question about that. And there'd be plenty of work available even if you weren't keen on being an attorney - you could be a private detective for us, maybe.
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Date: 2013-09-22 03:03 pm (UTC)What does a detective do?
It's too bad Sirius isn't a Hufflepuff. Hufflepuffs are great finders.
Date: 2013-09-22 04:47 pm (UTC)[He gives a guilty little grin for that silly little joke.]
No, they, um - So, the CPS - the prosecutors - they get detectives provided by the police, but sometimes, when we doubt their evidence, we have to bring in investigators ourselves. So they're people who go out, search out clues and evidence, question people, find people who don't want to be found...That sort of thing.
that's why he'd be a bad detective he punches stuff too much
Date: 2013-09-23 12:50 am (UTC)That doesn't sound too bad. Like working for the Department of Magical Law Enforcement Patrol, or being a hit wizard. Or an Auror. I'd be an Auror, if I could, so if I worked for you, it would be like that.
Uh that's the best sort of detective there is
Date: 2013-09-23 03:15 am (UTC)An Aura?
WILDCARD BITCHES! also why are we talking about detectives investigation is the work of attournies
Date: 2013-09-23 07:52 am (UTC)[OH BRILLIANT something he knows about something he can talk about. Sirius brightens, leaning in a little.]
An Auror is a wizard working in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement--highly trained and highly specialised. They go after Dark wizards and investigate crimes of dark magic.
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Date: 2013-09-23 12:14 pm (UTC)That's so cool. What's dark magic?
it's ok we can retcon i just judge you for not knowing facts
Date: 2013-09-23 03:18 pm (UTC)[So cool, right?]
about the world at large
Date: 2013-09-23 03:27 pm (UTC)That's...Isn't that a really dangerous job?
[But Miles, for all that he's more thoughtful and cautious than most other boys his age, still asks that with a tone more of admiration than of wariness.]
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Date: 2013-09-23 07:07 pm (UTC)Very dangerous. But very important as well, we need Aurors. They might have the most important jobs in the wizarding world.
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Date: 2013-09-24 01:00 am (UTC)Not-- too many. But there are enough.
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Date: 2013-09-24 04:43 am (UTC)Well, once we get through with them, there'll be none at all.
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Date: 2013-09-24 09:06 am (UTC)You've not changed your mind, have you? Going to be an Auror and not a magical attorney?
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Date: 2013-09-24 12:38 pm (UTC)[That is what it had sounded like, isn't it? But - well - Auror sounds absolutely wicked, just so cool. Miles definitely isn't the sort of person who'd go after criminals - he's going to make sure they're treated fairly, like Dad does - but it's hard to argue with the glamour of tracking down evil artefacts and fighting duels and the like - ]
Maybe I could...do both?
now you're thinking like an Ace Attorney, Miles!
Date: 2013-09-24 03:37 pm (UTC)Yeah. You definitely could. Instead of keeping an office with the Aurors at the Ministry, you'd just have your attorney's office--and you could work with people on their cases when you weren't in the field. It would be perfect.
You want one career? NO. YOU GET FIVE.
Date: 2013-09-24 03:48 pm (UTC)Yeah, that's - that really is perfect. And if you were an Auror, too, we could work together. Which would be pretty fun.
and you start working at 12 years old get to it
Date: 2013-09-24 05:13 pm (UTC)We could be partners. We'd be great partners.
And you wear an outrageous costume
Date: 2013-09-24 10:36 pm (UTC)Yeah! We would. Are you good at - athletics and stuff? Running?
and you get a punny name
Date: 2013-09-25 01:55 pm (UTC)I'm brilliant. If they didn't stop first years from playing quidditch, I'd be on the team for sure. Are you?
And someone you know gets murdered, always.
Date: 2013-09-25 02:32 pm (UTC)[He gives a little apologetic smile, suddenly feeling shy and a bit self-conscious.]
Not - really, no. But that just makes it good that you are. You can take care of chasing down suspects.
usually someone you love, and usually you or someone you love is a suspect
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