[And Miles stiffens very slightly, turning his gaze towards the other boy - but he smiles, and Miles understands that he's being teased and relaxes slightly and offers a very slight, shy smile in return. It's gone very quickly, but it's sincere.]
I don't like chocolate very much. But it comes with a card?
You don't like chocolate? Who doesn't like chocolate--
[A little disgusted, he wrinkles his nose--but like hell he's going to pass on the offer of free chocolate. Greed is untempered by generosity, for now, and he nods, folding his arms over his chest.]
Done. Make sure you pick a good one, though, you don't want to get a crap card.
[Miles nods firmly and moves forward in line; two from the front now. After a moment of intense concentration, though, he turns around and nods once more in polite acknowledgement and says:]
I beg your pardon, and apologize. How can you tell which one has which card?
[He laughs, then, leaning against the cart with his arms folded over his chest, assuming an air of playful superiority. He is the wise one here, this kid is like his student.]
It's not magic. It's just knowing. Come on, look at them--you'll know which one to choose.
[This sarcasm is a little advanced for a kid, but Sirius has already had years of practice and observation. He wrinkles his nose, cocking his head slightly.]
[Sirius stares, uncomprehendingly for a moment--and then bursts out laughing. The witch behind the trolley looks mildly irritated, and jostles the cart a bit. Are you two buying, or chatting?]
Buying--
[Sirius digs a galleon out of his pocket and hands it over, still snickering at Edgeworth.]
His stuff, and-- this lot--
[He holds up his handful--six chocolate frogs, a bag of Every-Flavour Beans, a licorice tongue, and three pumpkin pasties--and hardly spares her a smile of thanks before he turns back to Edgeworth again, eager and amused.]
[Miles, though, bobs in a half-bow, mutters some words along the lines of thank you very much apologies for the inconvenience before gathering his own food - he just picks a frog at random, in the end - and then turning back to the boy.]
I'm Miles Edgeworth. What's your name -
[And Miles then turns to sort out the proper amount of money to give to the witch, squinting slightly - still in the knuts, not enough to go over into the sickles territory - really, why couldn't they just use base ten like everyone else?]
[Sirius...was paying for him? Miles stares, a bit flummoxed, before nodding in acknowledgment to the witch at the cart and scooting off to the side, out of the way. And he ventures a shy:]
Thank you. Very much.
[And bobs in an abbreviated bow to reinforce his gratitude. So quickly, he opens the package, and - ]
[It's good for Edgeworth that Sirius was so consumed with tearing open his licorice tongue that he missed that bow. Even at eleven years of age, he's uncomfortable with people bowing--to him, around him, whatever. It's strange. But his attention is caught again at that outburst, and he leans in, eager to see--]
Merlin!
[He gives Edgeworth an approving grin. This is clearly a good thing.]
Well, that's a good one to begin with--well done! See, I told you, you'd choose correctly, when the time came for it--
[He looks at Edgeworth, a little alarmed--and then peers at the card, uncertainly.]
It's just the picture. See, there's Merlin--winking at you--they hang around in the cards for a long time, it's not like portraits. I think they like being looked at, 'cos it's like someone is really remembering things that they did. Better than hanging on a wall getting dusty.
[He's pulled out the card, but clenched the little package closed on the candy itself. He holds out the bag to him, trying to show him - though that's all such odd information - what's that about portraits? No matter - ]
[And he laughs, suddenly, as she takes the packet from Edgeworth.]
'Course it's moving! That's what they do! [And he tears it open the rest of the way, and the chocolate frog leaps out--right towards Edgeworth, first--]
[Miles, by luck or skill, in spite of his stumbling backwards, manages to catch it neatly between his cupped hands. He braces himself for further magically-animated trauma - and then realizes that he...caught it, and that it's contained, just hopping gently against his hands.
[He stares at Edgeworth's hands, then at his face, his nose wrinkled.]
You seriously don't want it? Fine--
[He's not yet developed any need to try to convince people to do what they secretly want to do, and he really likes chocolate frogs, so--fine, yeah, he snatches it out of Edgeworth's hands and shoves it into his mouth, all at once. One eye screws up, intently, and his nose wrinkles--]
[And Miles has yet to develop any real pride. He gives a little noise, and reaches up to cover his eyes; horror is tempered with a mad desire to giggle, because this is all so weird and strange and inexplicable - ]
(ps you are my favorite and I just want you to always have these psls with me)
Date: 2013-09-03 09:58 pm (UTC)I don't like chocolate very much. But it comes with a card?
[He offers, very earnestly:]
I'll buy it if you promise to eat the chocolate.
(ps you are my favorite what a coincidence and so i think psls always can be arranged...... :3 )
Date: 2013-09-04 05:28 am (UTC)[A little disgusted, he wrinkles his nose--but like hell he's going to pass on the offer of free chocolate. Greed is untempered by generosity, for now, and he nods, folding his arms over his chest.]
Done. Make sure you pick a good one, though, you don't want to get a crap card.
:3 :3 :3
Date: 2013-09-04 11:40 am (UTC)I beg your pardon, and apologize. How can you tell which one has which card?
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Date: 2013-09-04 04:01 pm (UTC)You can't. You just have to choose. But you'll know, if you concentrate. I never get crap cards.
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Date: 2013-09-04 04:56 pm (UTC)[Miles' brows furrow very slightly at that, not entirely certain - ]
So it's a magical...thing? Are we allowed to? We're not at the school yet.
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Date: 2013-09-05 12:24 am (UTC)[He laughs, then, leaning against the cart with his arms folded over his chest, assuming an air of playful superiority. He is the wise one here, this kid is like his student.]
It's not magic. It's just knowing. Come on, look at them--you'll know which one to choose.
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Date: 2013-09-05 12:41 am (UTC)That's not very scientific.
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Date: 2013-09-05 03:11 am (UTC)Sorry--but you are a wizard, aren't you?
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Date: 2013-09-05 03:17 am (UTC)[He bobs his head in a nod.]
But magic is science, too, after a fashion. I know it is. It just takes figuring out how.
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Date: 2013-09-05 11:30 am (UTC)Buying--
[Sirius digs a galleon out of his pocket and hands it over, still snickering at Edgeworth.]
His stuff, and-- this lot--
[He holds up his handful--six chocolate frogs, a bag of Every-Flavour Beans, a licorice tongue, and three pumpkin pasties--and hardly spares her a smile of thanks before he turns back to Edgeworth again, eager and amused.]
You're mad. What're you called?
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Date: 2013-09-05 11:41 am (UTC)I'm Miles Edgeworth. What's your name -
[And Miles then turns to sort out the proper amount of money to give to the witch, squinting slightly - still in the knuts, not enough to go over into the sickles territory - really, why couldn't they just use base ten like everyone else?]
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Date: 2013-09-05 02:03 pm (UTC)I already paid, you twit. I'm Sirius Black. Come on, open your chocolate frog, Edgeworth, I want to see which one you chose--
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Date: 2013-09-05 02:14 pm (UTC)Thank you. Very much.
[And bobs in an abbreviated bow to reinforce his gratitude. So quickly, he opens the package, and - ]
Ahh!
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Date: 2013-09-06 06:58 am (UTC)[It's good for Edgeworth that Sirius was so consumed with tearing open his licorice tongue that he missed that bow. Even at eleven years of age, he's uncomfortable with people bowing--to him, around him, whatever. It's strange. But his attention is caught again at that outburst, and he leans in, eager to see--]
Merlin!
[He gives Edgeworth an approving grin. This is clearly a good thing.]
Well, that's a good one to begin with--well done! See, I told you, you'd choose correctly, when the time came for it--
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Date: 2013-09-06 11:21 am (UTC)[Miles looks up at Sirius, his face a little bit pale. It's a miracle he didn't drop it; he holds onto it now with a very tight grip.]
There - there might be something alive in there -
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Date: 2013-09-06 01:28 pm (UTC)[He looks at Edgeworth, a little alarmed--and then peers at the card, uncertainly.]
It's just the picture. See, there's Merlin--winking at you--they hang around in the cards for a long time, it's not like portraits. I think they like being looked at, 'cos it's like someone is really remembering things that they did. Better than hanging on a wall getting dusty.
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Date: 2013-09-06 02:41 pm (UTC)[He's pulled out the card, but clenched the little package closed on the candy itself. He holds out the bag to him, trying to show him - though that's all such odd information - what's that about portraits? No matter - ]
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Date: 2013-09-06 04:35 pm (UTC)[And he laughs, suddenly, as she takes the packet from Edgeworth.]
'Course it's moving! That's what they do! [And he tears it open the rest of the way, and the chocolate frog leaps out--right towards Edgeworth, first--]
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Date: 2013-09-06 05:01 pm (UTC)[Miles, by luck or skill, in spite of his stumbling backwards, manages to catch it neatly between his cupped hands. He braces himself for further magically-animated trauma - and then realizes that he...caught it, and that it's contained, just hopping gently against his hands.
He's breathing hard, his eyes wide, and asks - ]
It's - it - You're supposed to eat it alive?
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Date: 2013-09-06 10:34 pm (UTC)It's not actually alive, y'know. It's a charm. They're all charmed like that. Anyway, that's half the fun, isn't it!
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Date: 2013-09-06 11:59 pm (UTC)You promise that it's not actually alive? Because if it's alive, then I'm going to release it.
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Date: 2013-09-07 02:09 am (UTC)[The frog is struggling, and it's even making a faint ribbit every now and then, and Sirius points urgently to Edgeworth's hands--]
Eat it! Go on, it'll get away if you don't--
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Date: 2013-09-07 02:29 am (UTC)I - I can't. I'm sorry! It's just...too...
[He thrusts out his hands.]
I can't. You - you eat it, and I won't look...
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Date: 2013-09-07 04:57 am (UTC)[He stares at Edgeworth's hands, then at his face, his nose wrinkled.]
You seriously don't want it? Fine--
[He's not yet developed any need to try to convince people to do what they secretly want to do, and he really likes chocolate frogs, so--fine, yeah, he snatches it out of Edgeworth's hands and shoves it into his mouth, all at once. One eye screws up, intently, and his nose wrinkles--]
Mphgf--
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Date: 2013-09-07 01:07 pm (UTC)Tell me when you're done -
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From:And the second born will, I hope, be Saint Nicholas
From:what else! but my thirdborn is Wolfgang no excuses
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From:now you're thinking like an Ace Attorney, Miles!
From:You want one career? NO. YOU GET FIVE.
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From:and now the 8 bit music plays
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From:We should make a commercial
From:let's do it. i've been watching a lot of Mad Men. I know ads + misogyny that's all we need
From:What about witticisms, how are you on witticisms
From:I can crack wise with the best of them, I think you know that.
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From:you're also a client. and a bit of a whore.
From:Re: you're also a client. and a bit of a whore.
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